Midian -vs- Muffinman - 29 AUG 09

for the BWB show - 29 AUG

run this spot EARLY in the show ...


The camera flickers on and the lens focuses on what appears to be a countryside scene. The gentle rolling hills are silhouetted by the bright blue sky. A delicious gurgling stream can be seen disappearing into the background and the hills are interspersed with numerous wild-flowers that grow just about everywhere. A large oak tree can be seen off to the left and as the camera pans to the right it focuses in on what appears to be a recently dug grave. There is a small wooden cross that marks this final resting spot and the name "ICON" has been crudely carved into it.
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The camera slowly zooms out and a single person, dressed in black can be seen standing at the graveside.
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The camera moves around to reveal the person's face and we see that it is Jungle Jim, and he is talking to the grave.
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Jungle Jim : I told ya to run away, but did you listen to me ? ... told ya I was coming to get ya ... and again ya wouldn't listen ... then I'd told ya that tagging with Midian was a bad idea ... now look what happen to ya ...
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Jungle Jim breathes a big heavy sigh, and turns his back on the grave.
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Look at what you made me do ... this is your fault. Midian , you MADE me do this ... you MADE me sink to your level ... are you happy now ??? your stable is falling apart right before your eyes ... your lackey is no longer here to serve ya ... it's just a matter of time before I get you ... just like I got Demonic Icon here ...
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... you know Midian, back in my village, we have a saying ... beware of the jungle ... the animals have a tendency to bite ...
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Jungle Jim looks back over his shoulder at the grave.
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Maybe you should listen to what I'm saying ... Icon certainly didn't
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The camera fades to black as the following appear
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run this right before the match of Midian and Muffinman ...

The loudspeakers crackle and come to life ... "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns-n-Roses, the official theme song of Jungle Jim can be heard. The crowd erupts into a loud roar at the anticipation of his arrival.
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Darren Johnson : What's he doing here ? This isn't a handicap match ... he's not even on the schedule for tonight.
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Midian can be seen complaining to the referee about the ring-side arrival of his arch-rival. The crowd is straining their necks to get a look at Jungle Jim as he makes his way to the top of the entrance ramp. He is carrying a black briefcase and he looks towards the backstage area and makes a slashing motion across his throat to someone standing behind the curtain.
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Jungle Jim : whoa...whoa...whoa...Stop the music !!!
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The music is quickly shut off and the crowd looks a little agitated at the sudden disappearance of the music. A small chant of "Jiggle Jane" starts to sweep over the arena.
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thank you, thank you ... Icon would of been proud of you all ... but I'm not here to talk about him ... instead I'm here to talk to you Midian ... It seems I got something here that belongs to you ... actually, it belongs to Icon .. I'm sorry ... it BELONGED to him ...
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Jungle Jim holds up the briefcase and points to it.
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BUT ... seeing as I NOW have possession of this briefcase ... you do remember this don't you ??? it's the "blood" money you used to pay off Icon to interfere with our title match back at Apocalyptic Ascension ... you remember this now ???
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Jungle Jim opens the briefcase to reveal what appears to be thousands and thousands of dollars. He grabs a few handfuls and begins to wave them in the air as he makes his way down to the arena floor.
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I think ... I'm gonna ...
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SHARE IT !!!
He throw the bills into the audience. The crowd goes wild, the roar is deafening as the fans race to the barricades and try to grab the money as it floats to the ground.
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Darren Johnson : Someone stop him, that money rightfully belongs to Midian.
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Felix Devine : No it doesn't, Midian gave it to Demonic Icon who gave it to Jungle Jim. He can do with it as he wants. Look he's making his way over here, maybe he'll give us some.
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Darren Johnson : You wish.
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Jungle Jim stops at the commentator's table. He grabs a headset and mouthpiece and proceeds to sit down at the table with Felix and Darren and starts to call the match with them.

Jungle Jim : How you guys doing tonight ? I'm ready for a good match, so let's get this thing under way.


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the following RP should be used as commentary, if and when it is needed or happens

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if Midian hits his "Mouth of Madness" ... (use the first time this move occurs)

Jungle Jim : Owww !!! That's an illegal move and Midian should be barred from using it.

if hit a second time ...

Jungle Jim : C'mon ref ... you can't be that blind ... disqualify him ... That's an ILLEGAL move.

random talk ---

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if Muffinman hits his "Pounded Pastry" ... (to be used only once)

Jungle Jim : That's more like it ... you gotta love that move, Muffinman and his patented Pounded Pastry ... kinda makes Midian looks as flat as a pancake now don't it.

if Muffinman hits his "Baked Pastries" ... (to be used only once)

Jungle Jim : Finally, somebody has found a way to shut Midian up ...

random talk ---

Jungle Jim : That's it Muffinman, don't let up ... the key here to beating Midian is to never let up your attack on him, the second you do, he'll be all over you.

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when the match is over ...

Jungle Jim quickly rips the headpiece off and dives into the ring under the bottom rope. He raises his fist to the sky and flexes his fingers and then slams his hand with a vice-like grip into Midian's face executing an excruciating Tiger Claw !!! Midian struggles to break free but can't and he starts to tap out. Jungle Jim refuses to break the hold, even as other referees come into the ring and try to get him to release his hold.
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Darren Johnson : What a despicable act of utter cowardliness. Taking advantage of Midian when he was just in a hard fought battle ... simply uncalled for.
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Felix Devine : And you call what Midian and Demonic Icon did back at Apocalyptic Ascension any better ... that was two against one.
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Darren Johnson : Shut up !!!
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Jungle Jim has finally released his grip and is prancing around the ring. He has the TV Title belt and is holding it in the air as he points to the belt and then his-self. He looks over at Midian's fallen and bloodied body and tosses the belt in his direction before leaving the ring.
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