Hunchback's Open Challenge

The lights in the arena go dim and the guitars of "Blind" by Korn can be heard. When the "Aaaaarrrre yoouuu reaaaadyyyyy?" part comes Hunchback comes out of the gate, preceded by four druids wearing robes and carrying torches. He walks slowly to the ring and climbs it. The lights go bright again and he starts talking in his light eastern accent

Hunchback: Good evening fans. Lately i have been rather busy with training and other things and haven't seen a lot of action. And since my boss seems to be busy too, and can't find me anything interesting to do, i decided to take things into my own hands a bit and find me some entertainment.

Hunchback walks around the ring a while

Hunchback: So, i am hereby making an open challenge to everyone interested, to face me in a One Fall match! And to make things a bit more interesting i will throw 1000 fantas in and so will everyone interested in joining. Winner gets 2000, losers go home for the night.

Hunchback goes down to the commentators table and puts a grand of fantas in a jar.

Hunchback: There, my entrance part. If anyone's interested... come out and play!

"Blind" plays again, while Hunchback stands in the middle of ring, waiting...

"Aaaaarrrre yoouuu reaaaadyyyyy?"

Darren: Really interesting challenge from Hunchback.

Felix: Yeah, open challenge to anyone back in the locker room.

Suddenly shots from a machine gun are heard over the arena. Entire arena erupts at the same time. Lights goes off while Balaji enters the ring preceded by four druids

Balaji Picks up the mike stands face to face, eye to eye with Hunchback

Balaji: You will see the hell RIGHT NOW

Hunchback slaps Balaji without any respect

"Boom Boom Pow" hits on the PA System and Sommerlund makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and requests for a microphone
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Sommerlund: Wow, Hunchback... Three grand? Huh. I may as well compete with you myself!
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The crowd erupts and Sommerlund grins widely
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Sommerlund: Nah. I'll pass. However, I want to make a proposition for you... Are you very confident that you're an excellent superstar in BWB? Well, no, don't answer that. I already know the answer, and I'm betting my three grand that it's a yes. Well, anyway. The deal is... Starting from next season...
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Sommerlund pauses for a moment, allowing suspense to build up. He smiles for a moment and then begins to speak again
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Sommerlund: How about starting from next season, you have this "open challenge" of yours every now and then? Say... Three or more times in a season? Now, the winner must of course get something! It should be more exciting! Well, I'm offering you two choices, Hunchback.
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He lifts up two fingers and slowly moves it in a circle
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Sommerlund: Yes... Two! Either... The winner gets the loser's pay check, or the winner gets to boss the loser around for the rest of the night! You could torture the other, and even make him do your daily chores for you! So, what do you say?
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Sommerlund extends his hand towards Hunchback, waiting for his final decision

Hunchback: Fine, it's a deal! Now who else is joining?

Sommerlund shakes Hunchback's hand and suddenly notices that Balaji is still standing in the ring, observing them
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Sommerlund: Ah, yes... Balaji... So, Hunchback. I see that you're prepared in ring gear... Good...
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Sommerlund starts nodding slowly again
Sommerlund: Well, good that you are. Balaji too. Because, Hunchback, your first open challenge is against Balaji, and it's starting right now!!!
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He drops the microphone and exits the ring, heading backstage
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Hunchback: Excellent!
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Hunchback and smirks at Balaji. He then goes to one corner of the ring, while waiting for a referee to join him and Balaji

If Hunchback wins:

*insert Sommer appearance here*

Hunchback pants out loud, catching up his breath.

Hunchback: Damn, this was some good fighting!

*cough*

Hunchback: Ok, so i have to chose a prize now, eh? Money or humiliation... Hmmm...

The crowd goes quiet, waiting in suspense.

*insert commentators remarks here*

Hunchback: Well, i chose to boss Balaji around! - says Hunchback and snickers. The crowd goes crazy!

When the fans calm down Sommer speaks up

*insert Sommer comment here*

Hunchback: Ok, i won't be nasty, after all we are colleagues. I will ask only one thing from Balaji...

Hunchback turns to Balaji

Hunchback: Go fetch me that jar of cash from the commentators table and you are free to go home!

Hunchback drops the microphone and leans on one of the turnbuckles, laughing and waiting for Balaji to execute his order.

*insert commentators remarks about Hunchback's wit and how it's "by the rules" here*


If Balaji wins:

Glittering light rays from Balaji's eyes penetrates Hunchback.

Balaji pick up the mike.

Balaji : You have crossed the path of beast. Eventually the reward will be.....

Entire crowd erupts & chants "Humiliation"

Balaji : Are you ready now for "LAST MAN STANDING". You wont be left free till you surrender yourself to evil.

Commentator1: He is challenging him for LMS match

Balaji drops the mike and grabs a sledgehammer from under the ring.

Commentator2 : Oh God! Somebody save him.

Balaji destroys Hunchback.

Balaji : The sad thing is you wont be able to stand to play LAST MAN STANDING match.

Balaji destroys Hunchback.

Balaji : The sad thing is you wont be able to stand to play LAST MAN STANDING match.