Muffins Are The Best

To make a muffin it takes love and hard work unlike when u make a disgusting cookie ewwwww. Making a muffin with the love it needs gives it the chewey soft warm feeling a muffin is suppose to have. When ure making a cookie its just crap thrown in a bowl not even close to the hard work and love it takes to make a muffin.

To make a muffin it takes love and hard work unlike when u make a disgusting cookie ewwwww. Making a muffin with the love it needs gives it the chewey soft warm feeling a muffin is suppose to have. When ure making a cookie its just crap thrown in a bowl not even close to the hard work and love it takes to make a muffin.


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Muffinman comes from the backstage dancing his heart out with the crowd cheering in their delight once they realise whats happening, he pauses suddenly while dancing and then crowd cheers for him believeing for it to be the end...then he starts again and the crowd is electric, as they laugh and cheer for Muffinman's brilliant dancing brings them to life.
He enters the ring as the drowd appalude him for his random dance.

Muffinman: thank You, for cheering the great muffins, that makes it Muffins One and
Muffinman Shudders as he says his next few words
cookies Zero!

The TitanTron sudden shouts "MUFFINS FOR LIFE" or so it seems, when it suddenly becomes it was just a recording of Muffinman shouting

Muffinman: Now on the topic of muffins being better than cookies, I have a speech for you on the hardship men have to endure when making muffins compared to the heartless making of cookies. And it starts like this,
Once upon a time, Michael Muffin decided he was getting old, he was 100 you see, and he was full to the brim with love.
He decided he wnated to invest this love into something so special it would change the world forever! And he did...He..made..the..MUFFIN!

The crowd murmurs and is confused

Muffinman: Thats right! It takes love to muffins and ichael's love lasts to this day as the main ingredient to muffins, while vile cookies are made in filithy workstations by poor little Indian kids with no hands!

The crowd roars in protest

Muffinman: Yeah I know tell me about it! So what do you prefer audience? Muffins made with love? Or Cookies made Heartlessly by dying children? Tell me! Shout it out!

The crowd doesn't even hesitate "MUFFINS FOR LIFE!!! MUFFINS FOR LIFE!!!"
Muffinman just smirks as the commercials come on....

COMMERCIAL!!!
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Scar
Strength: 88
Speed: 68
Technique: 63
Resiliency: 73
HardCore: 82
Submission: 60
Stamina: 73

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Strength: 70
Speed: 64
Technique: 90
Resiliency: 75
HardCore: 60
Submission: 88
Stamina: 90

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Strength: 73
Speed: 66
Technique: 91
Resilency: 72
HardCore: 70
Submission: 90
Stamina: 83

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