"Breakout" by the Foo Fighters blasts throughout the arena as a man of medium build strides down to the ring, microphone in hand. Over a white T-shirt, he wears a gray zip-up hoodie with the letters "F" and "C" intertwined on the back, baggy navy blue pants and pure white high-tops.
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????: Frankly speaking, you're in the presence of greatness.
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The fans jeer the man in the ring with boos and "You suck!" chants. He smiles and leans out over the top rope with his arms and continues.
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????: You don't even know what greatness is, and that's not your fault. You've been sold a decrepit bill of goods by the powers that be here in BWB. All that...is about to change.
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The fans continue booing, growing ever louder, as the man in the ring strolls over to a corner and hops up onto the top turnbuckle and faces the center of the ring.
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????: My name...is Frank Christopher. I came here to BWB to show the WORLD what true greatness looks like: Excellence, Perseverance, Intelligence, and Commitment. You clones have been taken to the river and had your brains washed out watching the likes of wrestlers like Croc, Torsten Fritz, Felix Hunter, Banana Joe, and Muffinman. You wouldn't know what real talent looks like if it walked up and kicked you in the genitals.
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The booing grows to a ridiculously high level as Frank Christopher just continues sitting on the corner turnbuckle smiling at all the boos. They don't distract him and he isn't surprised by them.
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Frank Christopher: You don't get it, and I doubt you ever will. I'm just being Frank here. People never like to hear the truth because they're unprepared for it. That's ok, you will be. You don't know any better, so you flock to your "heroes" who hopelessly fill you with warm fuzzies for a short while. None of you know, but you will. When truth comes to your door and knocks, you better let it in or it will blow your house over. I am Frank Christopher and I...speak...the truth!
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Frank Christopher drops down off the top turnbuckle and tosses the microphone to the tech crew at ringside. He strides to the center of the ring, drops to a knee, raises his chin and his thumbs up and points at his chest, saying the words, "Epic truth".
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