Funny Chat Moments

Well I know some people have posted some somewhere... But this be the OFFICIAL topic!! Here's the first :

[14:45:34] @ The 13th Warrior : i ate ass, i fucked ass, i've slapped ass, i fucked men, sheeps, cows, hippos

[22:20:39] King Neli has joined the chat on Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:20 pm
[22:20:51] King Neli : WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE
[22:21:33] @ Felix Hunter : YOUR MUM
[22:21:51] @ Felix Hunter : LOOOOOOOOOOOL
[22:22:24] @ Felix Hunter : .
[22:22:34] @ Sommerlund : YOU FUCKER NELI
[22:22:35] @ Sommerlund : Hi
[22:23:25] @ Felix Hunter : .
[22:23:42] King Neli : YOUR MUM BITCH
[22:23:47] King Neli : hey fuck face
[22:23:57] @ Felix Hunter : NELI RAPES LITTLE CHILDREN A.K.A. JASON CAMPBELL A.K.A. THE JOKER'S PET JEW!
[22:24:03] @ Felix Hunter : :p
[22:24:07] @ Felix Hunter :
[22:24:32] King Neli : OH THAT JOKE GOT TO ME
[22:24:39] @ Felix Hunter : Lmao
[22:24:54] King Neli : please don't say i rape little kids again I have had bad experience with kids
[22:25:23] @ Sommerlund : O.O

23:00:17] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : www.a-t-p-w.forumotion.co.uk <-- Gay porn
[23:00:50] King Neli : DVH - that gay porn made 3 times the ticket sales your PPV did on our minor show
[23:01:16] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Exactly it just shows that Gay porn is popular with Wrestling Fans
[23:01:22] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : heehee
[23:01:22] @ Felix Hunter : Now Unbans me Nels
[23:01:29] @ Felix Hunter : looooooooool dvh
[23:01:45] King Neli : LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[00:35:40] Felix Hunter : *looks at DvH* gay
[00:36:56] * Dysurh Von Hawkhem takes the mirror away from his face
[00:37:02] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Pwned

[00:42:50] Felix Hunter : DVH YOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!
[00:43:34] * Dysurh Von Hawkhem uses Trap Hole
[00:43:46] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Bye Bye Faggot
[00:44:15] Felix Hunter : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:44:28] * Dysurh Von Hawkhem laughs visciously
[00:45:36] Felix Hunter : GAAAAAAAAY
[00:46:15] * Dysurh Von Hawkhem says " Oh yeah theres aload of naked men down there with hard-on's try to stay straight

[19:50:39] Factor of Libertas : I will have like 130, then im going to quit BWB
[19:51:22] @ Sommerlund : GRRR
[19:51:24] @ Sommerlund : YOU FUCKER
[19:51:26] Moderator status given to Factor of Libertas by Sommerlund
[19:51:29] @ Sommerlund : Whoops./
[19:51:35] Moderator status withdrawn to Factor of Libertas by Sommerlund
[19:52:03] BananaJoe : when you say you gonna quit bwb? you get mod for 9 seconds?
[19:52:04] Annachie : lol
[19:52:07] Factor of Libertas : [19:52:23]@ Sommerlund : Finally he is leaving!
[19:52:07] @ Chayne Saw : .
[19:52:24] Factor of Libertas : THATS WHAT SOMMER WAS THINKING
[19:52:30] Syndro Sanders : CHAYNE!
[19:52:37] Factor of Libertas : SYNDRO!
[19:53:01] Syndro Sanders : FACTOR! Razz
[19:53:12] @ Sommerlund : SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
[19:53:15] @ Chayne Saw : Hi Syndro
[19:53:19] Factor of Libertas : SOMMER
[19:53:29] Syndro Sanders : Hey dude.
[19:53:31] @ Sommerlund : And Joe, yes. lol
[19:53:32] Factor of Libertas : Would that hurt you deeply if I quit?
[19:53:41] @ Sommerlund : YES Sad
[19:54:12] Factor of Libertas : Serously?
[19:54:15] @ Sommerlund : Because you have Masky Sad
[19:54:22] @ Sommerlund : Maybe.
[19:54:32] Factor of Libertas : You only love me for my mask! Sad
[19:55:01] Annachie : You only love me cause I'm good in bed
[19:55:01] @ Sommerlund : Not your mask. The name.
[19:55:08] Factor of Libertas : Kthen I demand a better contract Sad
[19:55:09] @ Sommerlund : loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

O.O

[21:28:32] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Fucking Cliff)
[21:28:45] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : I wonder who I'll land on?
[21:28:53] @ Scar : Runs away
[21:28:55] * Dysurh Von Hawkhem lands on Scar
[21:29:01] Dorm-Mi-Nance : ..
[21:29:03] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : No running bitch!
[21:29:06] Zambo has joined the chat on Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:29 pm
[21:29:07] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : lol
[21:29:26] @ Scar : How the fuck do you fall off a cliff in front of me then somehow land on me?
[21:29:36] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : I have no idea
[21:29:40] @ Scar : it defies physics
[21:29:45] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : lmao
[21:29:54] @ Scar : Fucken Wormholes.
[21:30:06] Dorm-Mi-Nance : lol
[21:30:14] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : What a great chat moment


Inside Joke between me and Scar xD

[01:24:21] Dysurh Von Hawkhem has joined the chat on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:24 am
[01:26:03] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT A-FUCKING-Gain!
[01:28:20] Aleks Teller has joined the chat on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:28 am
[01:30:32] Aleks Teller : Dysurh Von Gayhem
[01:30:47] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Gayeks Fagger!
[01:33:28] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Slow Abuse Day huh?
[01:33:51] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Wow and this is all happening while I fall from a cliff
[01:34:07] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : *Lands on Scar* Honestly, how the fuck did that happen?
[01:34:52] Aleks Teller : I'm a Chingstah!
[01:35:23] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : WOO!
[01:38:25] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Oh Shit!
[01:38:38] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK-FUCK-FUCK!
[01:39:06] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : *Lands on Scar* Okay Im just gonna stay away from this cliff..............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SON OF A FUCK!
[01:43:38] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : *Lands on Scar* God he must some serious HP, Dysurh Von Hawkhem tries a pin attempt ...1... ...2... ...3..!!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!! DESPITE BENING PUMPELLED TO A PULP SCAR MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!!!!! Dy
[01:44:51] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Dysurh Von Hawkhem attemps a pin ...1... ...2... ...3...!! UNBELEIVEABLE!! SCAR PULLS THE REFEREE'S SHIRT!!! Dysurh Von Hawkhem is forced to get up
[01:49:27] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Dysurh Von Hawkhem climbs a cliff with Scar and then falls off! screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCK!!!! and lands on Scar executing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[01:49:37] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Referee satrts counting
[01:49:40] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : ...1...
[01:49:42] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : ...2...
[01:49:46] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : ...3...
[01:49:50] Aleks Teller : .
[01:49:59] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : DYUSRH VON HAWKHEM WNS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS SCAR!
[01:49:59] Aleks Teller : *interrupts
[01:50:09] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : DYSURH*
[01:50:16] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Bit Late Aleks



Scar would love this when he signs in and stops staring at ass.

LMAO!!! hey what's over there, hey baby...who's a dirty girl....yeah,you like that

Dysurh Von Hawkhem wrote:

[01:44:51] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Dysurh Von Hawkhem attemps a pin ...1... ...2... ...3...!! UNBELEIVEABLE!! SCAR PULLS THE REFEREE'S SHIRT!!!

Now now, I believe he was pulling on some woman's jeans.

Yeah the ref was a chick

Yes, the ref was a chick. Just make sure "she" was BORN a chick.

Well I hope she's a chick sure sucked my....... WHAT! Who typed that?

You sure that wasn't FoL (aka FAGBALLS) wearing a mask?

hmm...That would explain the goatee lol

O.O

[08:37:55] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : brb getting a drink, i'll g2 bed at around 4AM again, cry myself to sleep and wake up at 1 PM
[08:38:55] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Okay back, got Irn-Bru and Snickers Bar
[08:38:58] @ Scar : lol
[08:39:14] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Took me EXACTLY 1 minute!
[08:40:04] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Now im fucking 9th in level 13!
[08:40:18] @ Scar : Level 14 here you come
[08:40:20] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : In 1 Minute I go from 13 to 9? FUCK
[08:40:26] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : Im fucked!
[08:40:43] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : I LOVE my tag Partner he's actaully better than me and 1 level lower xD
[08:41:58] @ Scar : I too have a sweet Tag partner. he's a resist so works perfectly with my strength
[08:43:03] @ Scar : Should actually challenge him
[08:45:45] @ Scar : well i'm off see you next time
[08:45:49] Scar is Disconnected on Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:45 am
[08:46:49] Dysurh Von Hawkhem : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Didn't Fall off Cliff, just Upset Scar's Gone)